ThriftStore Doll: I’m not sure what this doll was ever intended for but just beware that brainwashing, milk drinking, and beating up old people may be on its agenda. And with that one eye that’s almost totally a pupil, like a black hole… Its like c’mon let’s go break some stuff!

ThriftStore Doll: I’m not sure what this doll was ever intended for but just beware that brainwashing, milk drinking, and beating up old people may be on its agenda. And with that one eye that’s almost totally a pupil, like a black hole… Its like c’mon let’s go break some stuff!

Thrift-Store-Doll: Uh is this supposed to be Oprah or Michael Jackson??? Either way it freaks me out! And so does the weird doll in the corner starring off like…

Thrift-Store-Doll: Uh is this supposed to be Oprah or Michael Jackson??? Either way it freaks me out! And so does the weird doll in the corner starring off like…

Thrift Store Doll 5:  Um… Ahhhh!!! This one was creeping on a dark shelf. It’s like a ghost doll or something. One of those ones where you could swear you saw it move out of the corner of your eye.

Thrift Store Doll 5: Um… Ahhhh!!! This one was creeping on a dark shelf. It’s like a ghost doll or something. One of those ones where you could swear you saw it move out of the corner of your eye.