Thrift Store Dolls - WTF?!

ThriftStore Doll: I’m not sure what this doll was ever intended for but just beware that brainwashing, milk drinking, and beating up old people may be on its agenda. And with that one eye that’s almost totally a pupil, like a black hole… Its like c’mon let’s go break some stuff!

Thrift-Store-Doll: Uh is this supposed to be Oprah or Michael Jackson??? Either way it freaks me out! And so does the weird doll in the corner starring off like…

Thrift Store Doll: Saddest doll Ever.
I can’t tell if it’s supposed to be sleeping or if he’s going hrm uh uh, baby dun wanna.

Thrift Store Doll: Looks like someone had the right idea, wrap this creepy-ass doll in plastic, put em in a box, and drop it off at the salvation army! She giving an evil “I’m about to come to life and kill you” grin. When I opened the box I was like holly shit! Omg Get away! Uh those eyes creep me out.

If you open your closet one day and find this staring back at you, you only have 2 choices: burn your house down and pray her evil doll spirit doesn’t follow you OR you can take it to the Good Will thrift store… Wtf?! Who found this in their attic and was like aww I bet this will make some little girl real happy?? More like holly shit get it away from me! Oh and yeah, her eyes, they’re glazed over and possessed with evil doll cataracts.

Thrift Store Doll 10: Smoke much baby doll?

Thrift Store Doll 9: This ones a real creeper in the corners with those freaky eyes… Just staring….off….innnnnn….Zombified

Thrift Store Doll 8:  A little blurry… sry. Small child baby with beady black eyes in an unnecessarily huge dress. I’m not entirely sure if it even has legs. Kind of looks like its giving the Ha-Ya ninja hands stance.
 

ThriftStore Doll 7: iRobot doll with it’s head smashed in. Should this really be for sale anywhere? It has sharp edges!

Thrift Store Doll 6:  Just when you thought it was safe to come out and play… BAM! it’s Transforming Broccoli Ninja Frog Baby!!! o.O WTH?!